This one slipped through my junk filter:
Hello,
How are you doing ? I hope you are doing fine, I’m sorry that I didn’t inform you about my traveling to England for a Seminar.I need a favor from you as soon as you receive this e-mail because I misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money,and other valuable things were kept it, I will like you to assist me with a soft loan urgently. I will be needing the sum of $2,500 to sort-out my hotel bills and get myself back home.I will appreciate whatever you can afford to help me with, I will pay you back as soon as I return,I have trust on you,Please kindly let me know if you can be of help so I can send you my details to use when sending the money through western union today.
Any assistant you can offer will be greatly appreciated
Roberto
Thanks.
Sure, Roberto, no problem! But do you want an assistant, or some assistance?
No Problemo Roberto!!!!
Are there people gullible enough to buy into this?! Sure Roberto let me get my checkbook out for ya……shesh
I just got this one. My answer is “sorry, i’m dead.”
HELLO,
I WANT YOU TO CONFIRM IF YOU DID AUTHORIZE MR ALEX KLINGLER, TO RECEIVE YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/LOTTO PAYMENT. HE DIRECTED THAT WE MAKE PAYMENT INTO THE BELOW ACCOUNT VIA AN ATM CARD BUT WE DECLINED IT BECAUSE WE NEED A CONFIRMATION FROM YOU. HE CLAIMED THAT YOU ARE DEAD.
NAME: MR. ALEX KLINGLER
BANK NAME: TD BANK
BANK ADDRESS: NEW JERSEY.
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 348 303 6720.
IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE DO LET US KNOW URGENTLY. UPON HEARING FROM YOU, THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERRED VIA AN ATM CARD THAT WOULD BE ISSUED IN YOUR NAME AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE WITHDRWAERS WITH IT. KINDLY GET BACK TO ME URGENTLY AS REGARDS TO THIS DEVELOPMENT BEFORE WE PROCESS THE FUNDS FOR PAYMENT. THANKS IN ANTICIPATION.
SINCERELY,
MICHAEL FLATH.
You have to love their crazy optimism