Spam of the day

This one slipped through my junk filter:

Hello, How are you doing ? I hope you are doing fine, I’m sorry that I didn’t inform you about my traveling to England for a Seminar.I need a favor from you as soon as you receive this e-mail because I misplaced my wallet on my way [...]

My lucky day!

In my inbox this morning (addressed to undisclosed recipients, which always makes me feel so extra special):

Greetings….

I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise since we have never met before and you would also be asking why I have decided to choose you amongst the numerous internet [...]