Sister Hand Grenade of Enlightenment

So I was reading my feeds today and ran across a link to the Unitarian Jihad. Okay, I’m a little late to the party. Still, it’s worth a re-read if you’ve seen it (and if you haven’t, it’s definitely worth a first read and then a pass-along). Take note:

Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for “balance” by hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have carefully thought through the issues.

I am so ready for this to happen! And because one good idea always leads to another, check out the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator. I am Sister Hand Grenade of Enlightenment. Hear me roar.

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