Recently received in an email:
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”
I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished. So, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace!
Which reminded me of this link. Think I’ll go look around the house now for stuff that’s not finished and inner peace. But before I go, more on toilets.