eileen, The lord has bigger plans for you than just sitting here reading this email.

Jeez…does he/she really? Should I get off my butt and go see what other plans he/she has? But what if the other plans are in fact laid out in another email that I haven’t read yet? Does God get email? Is there a heaven for all of our old electronic devices? Can we blackberry on the other side? Uh-oh, I’m overthinking again. The spam went on to explain the bigger plans:

Like taking your match from heaven to dinner, or to a movie, or to the alter.

Nice spelling. Well, there you go. Too bad it was a “LIMITED TIME OFFER” and has already expired. *sigh* But I should tell Chuck that the Lord wanted him to take me out to dinner and a movie.

Guess it’s okay to go back to reading my email now.