But I think it’s pretty funny stuff, so here you go. First up, there’s the P-Mate. Yes, girls, we too can now pee standing up! Women’s liberation has taken a huge step forward! It appears to be a real product, surprisingly. I showed it to Chuck and he was less than impressed. He thought it would be pretty tough to write your name in the snow with it. But I say, hey, start small and work your way up. One pack contains five P-Mates, and costs only $5.50. What a deal! Thanks Gizmodo, for making my life complete!

Next up, there ‘s a wonderfully twisted advert for a very special product for men of a certain age: the nut bra!.

There you go: something for everybody! Now I’m signing off for a few days, as tomorrow I am going in for wrist surgery. My ulna is getting trimmed by a quarter of an inch or so to correct a problem that resulted from a bad break I suffered some years ago. It’s my left hand, and I’m right-handed so I shouldn’t be too sidetracked. But I expect I’ll be typing with one hand for a week or so at least which will make updating the blog tough. We’ll try to take some gruesome photos and post them to Flickr.