Not quite sure about the category for this one. I was browsing eHow.com and ran across this entry on what to do when you meet the Pope. I have often pondered this question, and have been a little worried that when the occasion arises I’d be at a loss for words. What I really liked about trhe article was its seemingly optimistic point of view that this was sort of likely to happen. Like we should be keeping our eyes open in case we seem him strolling down the street or standing in line at Starbucks. DON’T shout out, “Yo, Pope, dude! ” – that’s rude. Rather, what you should do is take the pope’s right hand and kiss his ring if you’re a Catholic OR take and shake the pope’s right hand if you’re not a Catholic. (Although they don’t mention it you might want to start out by introducing yourself. Personally, I’d get a little freaked if people satrted coming up out of the blue and kissing my hand.) Then say “Your Holiness” or “Most Holy Father” when speaking directly to the pontiff, no matter what your religious affiliation.

See? He’s a regular guy just like us. That’s certainly how I addrress all of my close friends. Final warnings: although not particularly formal (!), any visit with the pope is strictly organized and accompanied by high security and lastly, no gloves, please. (Who knew the guy had weird phobias JUST LIKE US?)

They also give a mailing address. Think I’ll write and invite him for pizza next week.