I have a new spam filter that really cuts down on the spam that ends up in my inbox. So these days since I don’t see as much, what I do get often catches my eye.

• Long Legged THRANNY In Pgantyhose With Bdig Tfits – I want to meet this person. What do you suppose tfits look like anyway?
• How I legally rob banks… – This one include a pic of a happy man carrying what looked like bags of laundry. But I’m betting they’re supposed to be money. And they could be mine!
• finical drt Womans cqr posing for anc Gentleman! – Porn or financial spam? Hard to say, as I’d never click on the links to find out…

Other offers I received this morning: several PETCO gift cards (no strings attached!), an amazing new home wrinkle treatment, an offer on how to revers-engineer Atlantic City slots, and a Dell computer giveaway (again, no strings attached!). Awesome!