Friday fun and games: generate your very own inauguration speech here. Here’s part of mine:

…Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces pretty and titilating challenges like never before. Our economy is exciting. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for wives. Our healthcare system is sad. If your arms is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a librarian. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a pot book. But run together we can right this ship, and set a course for Sacramento.