My cousin sent this to me today. Not like I relate to it in any way or anything. Really. Don’t ask Chuck about this, he’ll just lie.

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Wow, it’s a busy blog day. But after reading this, I had to share. It’s all about what really happens when social security runs out. Be afraid, be very, vewy (oops, sorry, channeled Tweety Pie there for a sec) afraid…

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My cousin sent me a bunch of jokes today (we email this sort of stuff back and forth a lot). One was particularly good so I’m posting it here because, well, I can. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for…

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I was listening to NPR’s Morning Edition today, and they did a little story on a really gross-sounding holiday drink: Jones’ turkey and gravy soda! Apparently it came out last year, and sold out (it was a limited edition soda). It was such a success that they are coming out with a new one for…

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The bunnies are back with three new productions! But fair warning: they’re pretty gory, for bunny movies. There’s Scream, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Freddy vs. Jason. For the complete experience, be sure to hold your mouse over the Begin link before clicking!

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Well, it’s two days after the elections. Once again, I voted for the loseWeight Exerciser. And now I’m feeling like it’s time for California to secede. We might let Oregon and Washington join us. I mean, what do we have in common with the rest of the country these days? Out west here, we clearly…

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