No seriously. Chuck is a big reader on the john. In fact, he gets most of his quality reading done there. It’s pretty amusing when he’s there for so long his legs fall asleep and and he can’t get up quickly without falling down. Well, I think it’s funny anyway. When we first started living…

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Stop the presses: this just in — Pluto is no longer a planet! The International Astronomical Union downgraded it to a “dwarf planet.” if this isn’t an Onion headline waiting to happen, I don’t know what is. For those of you who are counting, this makes Neptune the last planet in the solar system. Poor…

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A quick update on stuff. First off, I filmed Chuck and me finishing the Carneros Half-Marathon. It’s two and a half scintillating minutes of heavy breathing and me trying to run, talk and film at the same time. But it gives you a flavor of how tired and hot we were. So here it is…

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My injured knee is healing, slowly but surely. the first layer of pussy scab came off today, revealing a readdish pink layer of new skin underneath. This image captures the molting midway. It only bugs me if anything rubs it (like sheets or pants) and stretches some when I bend my knee. We did an…

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We were catching up with DVR’d episodes of Resuce Me last night, and Susan Sarandon uttered the following line about men: …”60% man, 30% boy, and 10% Neanderthal.” Chuck looked serious for a moment and said, “Yep, that sounds about right.”

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Jet trails Originally uploaded by eoshea. We spent the day helping my niece move to Lake Elizabeth, which is about 20 minutes northeast of Lancaster. On the drive home, I glanced to my right and was treated to a breathtaking sunset, courtesy of a myriad of jet trails crisscrossing the sky. I took out my…

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