• Warning: this entry has tastleless humor that may be offensive to sensitive viewers

    But I think it’s pretty funny stuff, so here you go. First up, there’s the P-Mate. Yes, girls, we too can now pee standing up! Women’s liberation has taken a huge step forward! It appears to be a real product, surprisingly. I showed it to Chuck and he was less than impressed. He thought it

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  • Closet World strikes again!

    Okay, that’s it. Really. I mean it this time. Closet World will NOT be darkening our doors again. All of our closets have now been Closet World-ized and our pockets have been completely emptied. The office now has upper cabinets to match the lower cabinets and the small bedroom’s closet has been transformed from a

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  • That’s still the sound of the men working on the chain gang

    The adventure continues! It’s Thursday and we have managed to fill the second six ton lowboy dumpster with dirt. Phew! but now the backyard is ready for the pool (just kidding!) and the side yard is also grass-less. Yes folks, our entire yard is now a dust bowl. Tiny tumbleweeds can be seen blowing across

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  • That’s the sound of the men working on the chain gang

    So the backyard project continues…and continues…and continues. In the latest chapter, we find our heroes digging a very large hole in what once was our yard. The task was to dig down 18 inches. Hey, no problem, said Chuck. He called a few friends and amazingly they agreed to help (the fools!). Okay, I agreed

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  • Bite me!

    While we dug our way to China in the backyard this past weeeknd, Mia and Paris (Dave & Sylvia’s very cool half Lab/half Golden Retriever who is, in her working day, an assisted living dog in training) played their little hearts out. Paris is about twenty pounds heavier and a good bit larger than Mia

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  • Those Google asswipes

    Grrrr….argh……hrmph… I was reading the Google blog, and ran across a mention of Google Video (beta). They were talking about a new random video search which sounded pretty neat. So I go to their website, and guess what? PCs only. No Macs allowed! Apparently they have some bogus compression thing happening that requires Windows and

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