Chuck received this in the mail today:
It came with  a very nice, tasteful letter telling him why he needs to make his plans today, using the special code reserved JUST for him! At the bottom, in fine print, it reads:
Please accept our apologies if this letter has reached you at a time of serious illness or death in your family.
I think we should buy a raffle ticket today!
Oh Jesus! The audacity of it all.
Good Grief!
Darn! I thought I was special when I got one of the offers from Trident.
That’s just bad, period.